vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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(via die-al0ne)

psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

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Can I have the number of your dentist?

(via die-al0ne)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via laughingstation)

(Source: mequka, via pizza)

laugh-addict:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was upHoly shit :ODid any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

(Source: living-in-gmajor, via funneestuff)

officialfrenchtoast:

ever hated someone so much that every time u see them u just wanna

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(via death-by-lulz)

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

image

(Source: nyehs, via funneestuff)

Nearly 30 years of pouting by Robert Downey Jr.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via funneestuff)

officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

(via rnongrel)

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