bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

image

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legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Source: olympercy, via orgasmic-humor)

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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bingerdinkhumpydunky:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!

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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Don’t tell your parents anything they’ll hold it against you don’t tell them your birthday or what school you go to or your grandpas name

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dafuqbruv:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

dafuqbruv:

It’s crazy how we finish each other’s s

Oviet union debates

That’s what I was going to say!

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Imagine we started commenting on posts ‘first’ when you’re the first to reblog like on youtube videos

first

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elsa-frozemyheart:

kristoff-themountainman:

briannathestrange:

Elsa be lookin like she gonna engage in a rap battle or somethin

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 #YO YO YO LET IT GO

I still laugh every time I see this post.

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no:

goldenturdtwopointoh:

cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares

damn btch get laid

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