Make and Takes

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via loonygoon)

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

(via loonygoon)

shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

(via hotanimegirl)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via tothefeels)

wartortles:

the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself licking his lips

(via loonygoon)

clubpenguln:

Why can’t you put emojis in your URLs dammit Obama

(via loonygoon)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

(via funnyfecker)